Tag Archives: discordia

Discordian Calendars for 03185 (2019)

The League of Question, the latest album from the The Crypt-Kicker Five. A new old soundtrack for a new old age. Thirteen dead drummers dangling from morbid marionette machinery. Infinite infernal instruments, cackling a cacophonous calypso of cannibalistic cuisine. A private whispering of words never spoken in a language never known. Running blind, screaming deaf, scalding numb, balancing vertigo, nauseating hunger. The bleeding resurrection of rock and roll from the regression to rebellion that refuses to reside in repeats and replays. For the jam session on the road to Mars travelled only by the agreed-upon owners of socially-constructed currencies. Failure by fiat. Frigid by function. Follower by fashion. Filled by futility. Fucked by the future.

A holyday not found on any calendar. A calendar not found on any planet. A planet not found in any universe. A universe not found in any imagination. An imagination not found.

About the Holydays



Discordian Calendars for 03184 (2018)

A fresh sense of urgency. A human chain of left-ward force. This loose affiliation of energized radicals has shown no qualms about using their fists.

Speech is a form of action: when it harms others, it is abuse and oppression.

Ideologies cannot be reasoned with and must be physically resisted. Is it more dangerous to do nothing and tolerate them, or should we confront them? Their existence itself is violent and dangerous, using force or violence to oppose them is not unethical.

The ascendant new is coming into your town with hate. The essence of their message is violence. They don’t care if you’re quiet, you’re peaceful. You need violence to protect nonviolence.

About the Holydays


Discordian Calendars for 03183 (2017)

Still trying to negotiate its own identity, caught between the paradise of its ideals and the realities of its history still fresh on our tongues, wheezing noisily. Gathered around looking concerned and asking about our stereos, might not be loud enough. Bumped very lightly into a limp and fangless thing: government-subsidized poets, vague nonsense zombies who wrote verses and talked revolution, with an insatiable hunger for news.

About the Holydays


Discordian Calendars for 03182 (2016)

Get out of that rut and into a good pot hole. Get out of that pot hole and into a good sink hole. Get out of that sink hole and into a good puddle. Get out of that puddle, the waves have teeth.

About the Holydays


Discordian Calendars for 03181

After the crash, the night mares came. “You’ll never sleep alone,” mother whispered. “Not now, not forever.” Death would soon become fun again.

About the Holydays


Discordian Mahjong

I came up with this idea a while ago, but I don’t seem to be doing anything with it. Some tiles refer directly to glyphs in the Fnord font.

It’s not the same as regular Mahjong, but neither is the Discordian Tarot.

Element tiles (4 copies of each, total 100):
Suits: Sweet, Prickle, Pungent, Orange, Boom
Ranks: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Fnord tiles (4 copies of each, total 40):
Seasons: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, Aftermath
Apostles: Malaclypse-1, Van Van Mojo, Sri Syadasti, Hung Mung, Zarathud

Kallisti tiles (1 copy of each, total 10):
Hodges: 1. Eris, 2. Flower, 3. Apple, 4. Saint Gulik, 5. Memetically Active
Podges: 1. Greyface, 2. Eye in the Pyramid, 3. Pentagon, 4. J.R. Dobbs, 5. Psychohazard

Optional tiles (1 copy of each, total 10):
Futhark: 1. Erud, 2. Rah, 3. Ihpo, 4. Sohro, 5. Xaos
Onomotopoeia: 1. Whoosh, 2. Wow, 3. Thud, 4. O, 5. Mmmmm

Discordian Calendar 03180

I had a bit of a hard-drive failure this year and have yet to recover fully enough to begin working on new themes. So, instead, I offer some old themes, updated for the new year.


Also, if someone wants to send me a few hundred dollars for data recovery, I’d appreciate it.