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Discordian Calendars for 03184 (2018)

A fresh sense of urgency. A human chain of left-ward force. This loose affiliation of energized radicals has shown no qualms about using their fists.

Speech is a form of action: when it harms others, it is abuse and oppression.

Ideologies cannot be reasoned with and must be physically resisted. Is it more dangerous to do nothing and tolerate them, or should we confront them? Their existence itself is violent and dangerous, using force or violence to oppose them is not unethical.

The ascendant new is coming into your town with hate. The essence of their message is violence. They don’t care if you’re quiet, you’re peaceful. You need violence to protect nonviolence.

About the Holydays



Discordian Calendars for 03183 (2017)

Still trying to negotiate its own identity, caught between the paradise of its ideals and the realities of its history still fresh on our tongues, wheezing noisily. Gathered around looking concerned and asking about our stereos, might not be loud enough. Bumped very lightly into a limp and fangless thing: government-subsidized poets, vague nonsense zombies who wrote verses and talked revolution, with an insatiable hunger for news.

About the Holydays


Discordian Calendars for 03182 (2016)

Get out of that rut and into a good pot hole. Get out of that pot hole and into a good sink hole. Get out of that sink hole and into a good puddle. Get out of that puddle, the waves have teeth.

About the Holydays


Discordian Calendars for 03181

After the crash, the night mares came. “You’ll never sleep alone,” mother whispered. “Not now, not forever.” Death would soon become fun again.

About the Holydays


Oblique Eristicisms

Back in 2013, I had a hard drive failure. While waiting for money to buy a new computer, I started a small list of I’m-not-sure-whats in a small memo pad. I named them Oblique Eristicisms, because I wasn’t aware that “eristicism” was already taken. These all come from various sources, so you may have heard them before. Here they are:

The Wonder Under
furious sleep
criminally perfect
change puppet
the honesty of sinus headaches
laying rootless in the sun
three feat and a disco mouse
I thought that I heard the fax.
Normal could be good.
Doctor of Traffic
dancing on a blue skull
I jump rope in Marijuana Park.
diabolitical sabotagey
bleeding liquid joy
under ten tonnes of place
beyond success and failure, beyond victory and defeat
a touch of rare
love your insomnia
roast in one sitting
useful hard-water haunting
a desire for certainty
and yet we remain ourselves
fear or laziness
A well-armed public is the best implementation of tyranny.
Beliefs don’t have to be real.
Justinian Plague-Aliens?
The difference between culture and fad.
All culture is appropriation.
Yet another failed attempt at masturbation.
mustard, strawberries, and a dirty balloon
Elvis is a point of view.
Long live the new flesh.
Death to Cyberdrome.
the spirituality of citizenship
heterogeneously yoked by violence
a fitness and courtliness too often lacking
concordia discors / discordia concors
dancing in the closet of yesterday
the desire to punish
different forms of inheritance
window sill nine
recycled epoxy concrete
At least ten feet tall. Confidently pink.
the urgency of absorption
astro pirate
Remain with your host.
The greater good does not justify lesser bads.
gluten-free non-alcoholic god
and some were picnicking
from sex and surgery
revolve around your symptoms
escaping directionality
splinters shaped my toes, still I love them constantly
driving a meat-coated skeleton
a vein of lilies
as she dances in the widescreen of her existence
wobbly tasting of pink
the goddess is algebra
a mistaken egg
catalytic cell loss
Bill of Riots
renegade symbologist
Kentucky meat shower
Incoherent fire dissipates all contingency.
a contagion of shrouds
the five Erises
I dance through your dreams like a Carolina heart attack.
ambient meat
salami tactics
the absence of absence
bursts of activity
It’s not a child, it’s an invader. Stand your womb!
All unreasonable children should own razor blades.
An uneven number of buttons.
Red 37
scraps of untrained thought
ham and salt, tooth paint
doe snot

Discordian Mahjong

I came up with this idea a while ago, but I don’t seem to be doing anything with it. Some tiles refer directly to glyphs in the Fnord font.

It’s not the same as regular Mahjong, but neither is the Discordian Tarot.

Element tiles (4 copies of each, total 100):
Suits: Sweet, Prickle, Pungent, Orange, Boom
Ranks: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Fnord tiles (4 copies of each, total 40):
Seasons: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, Aftermath
Apostles: Malaclypse-1, Van Van Mojo, Sri Syadasti, Hung Mung, Zarathud

Kallisti tiles (1 copy of each, total 10):
Hodges: 1. Eris, 2. Flower, 3. Apple, 4. Saint Gulik, 5. Memetically Active
Podges: 1. Greyface, 2. Eye in the Pyramid, 3. Pentagon, 4. J.R. Dobbs, 5. Psychohazard

Optional tiles (1 copy of each, total 10):
Futhark: 1. Erud, 2. Rah, 3. Ihpo, 4. Sohro, 5. Xaos
Onomotopoeia: 1. Whoosh, 2. Wow, 3. Thud, 4. O, 5. Mmmmm

Discordian Calendar 03180

I had a bit of a hard-drive failure this year and have yet to recover fully enough to begin working on new themes. So, instead, I offer some old themes, updated for the new year.


Also, if someone wants to send me a few hundred dollars for data recovery, I’d appreciate it.